I accept that my monologue about making sure the shop assistant would never work in this city again might have been extreme.
I’ll even admit that the 2 minute rant at you explaining that
that I said just loud enough so if his manager heard he might receive the fury of 1000s hells was a bit excessive.
I understand you must have been embarrassed as I left the shop huffing, puffing and rolling my eyes at every. single. member. of. staff. as I pointed at the man disapprovingly in an effort to convey just how unhappy I was with the service today.
dare he have the gall,
the sheer ignorance,
the gumption to forget to tell me to have a good day?
-A.Webb (first draft)