In autumn, I’ll complain that England is always overcast
because I want sunlight to brighten the day.
In winter, I’ll complain that England is too cold
because it’s been years since we had any sun.
In spring, I’ll complain that all it does is rain in England,
because it does always rain in England,
In summer, I’ll complain that it is too hot
because this heat wave has gone on for months.
-A.Webb (first draft)